Exclusive 005: Trouble in Paradise

Aaron Martinez and Keely Dunn were recently announced as an 'item' as most of you already know. What most of you don't know is that his 'item' may already be history. As a source as informed me, it started with the question, "what is going on between you and Alison?" I have now found out that this question has escalated into an argument between the two. Aaron was seen outside Keely's front door with gifts in hand and Keely was later seen bitching about Aaron in the student chatroom. Could the "dream" couple be over already? I sure hope so. Keely is much too innocent for this bad boy.

Exclusive 004: My Oh My!

Elias Walker and Raquel Paige seem to have finally made it official. Rocky - as she prefers to be called - was asked out by Elias, in a rather tacky manner if I do say so myself. Who asks someone out over the internet these days. It's rather pathetic if I do say so myself. Others may be saying, "about time these two got together," but personally, I think Rocky can do a lot better than the brainless wonder. He thinks with his dick, not with his head, but if she's into that kind of thing, more power to her. All I can say is, this couple will be the one to watch and I'll be sure to keep my eye on them.

Exclusive 003: Big, Happy Family

The fate of Miss Alison Ward and Mister Keagan Evans was questioned by one of my faithful followers so I am doing my duty and bringing you all up to date on the going-ons of this couple. That's right, Alison and Keagan are back together. It seems Alison informed Keagan of her current "condition". No, she hasn't relapsed. Yet. Alison Ward is pregnant, with what Keagan believes is his child. Personally, I don't buy that for even a second. My bet is that the child belongs to none other than Mister James Morgan.

Don't they make an adorable couple? Poor Keagan. I hope he isn't too devastated by the turn of events. That's what he gets for dating Alison Ward. You never know what will happen when she's around.

Exclusive 002: Closet Exhibitionists

Aristocrat, Aaron Martinez, and Distinguished, Alison Ward, were spotted getting down and dirty at Alison's birthday party. Didn't I tell you these two were a pair to watch? It started innocently enough with Aaron wishing Alison a happy birthday, but the innocence was soon stripped away as these two practically ran for Aaron's car. Couldn't afford to shell out for a hotel room, Aaron? Well, I didn't except much from Alison, but couldn't she have had the self-respect to keep her clothes on until a bed was in sight. Oh well, still have to envy this girl. How many of your girls out there can say you bedded Aaron Martinez? Honestly, how many of you can say that? Leave your stories here. I'm fascinated by his sexual escapades.

Exclusive 001: A New Era

We've got a brand new set of Aristocrats for the upcoming school year. Hopefully they'll be more lively than the previous Aristocrats.


Aaron Martinez

Well, we've got a new leading man at cambridge and boy is he a doozy. New in town and already stirring up drama. How'd he get to the top you ask? Well, ask the one and only miss Keely Dunn. He seems to have formed some relationship with the cutie to get him here. That's not the only thing. He's been seen in the company of multiple girls around Cambridge, already. Watch out ladies. This one will be breaking a lot of hearts.

Keely Dunn

And what's been happening with miss Keely Dunn? Well, has anyone else noticed her increasingly sappy glances at fellow aristocrat, Aaron Martinez? I say there's something there, so keep a watch out folks. Then again, Keely gets around so much, It's hard to tell who she's with. I still think there's something going on with her and ex-Aristocrat Alex Franklin. They spend way too much time together to just be friends, and I've always thought Brooke looked a bit too much like Keely. Keely the long lost mum of Brooke Franklin? Possibly.

Daniel Helsby

Well, it's about time this boy got some recognition. Want a good time? Make sure this boy is at your party. It's Cambridge's own notorious party boy, who finally made his way to the top. How you may ask? Well, rumour has it that he took something from Joey Rush. His girlfriend maybe? What a lucky girl Jules is. I know I'd like a taste of this Aristocrat. Ellie Helsby have a nice ring to it? Don't think so. Anyway, watch for his one, he's sure to cause a scene, and soon.

Raquel Paige

You must be mentally and socially retarded if you don't know how this girl made aristocrat. First off, she's best friends with benefits with Elias Walker, fellow Aristocrat. Obviously he helped her score the position. Of course, fucking the top Aristocrat ( or ex-top Aristocrat ), Alex Franklin does help. He did spend a week in Vegas with her and Elias without Heleena. Perfect opportunity for Alex to revert to his old manwhore ways.

Elias Walker

Oh Elias, how we miss thee. The only original Aristocrat had to get himself locked up in rehab for a little while. Poor dear. It was a bad idea to get caught up in all those drugs. We will be waiting to welcome you back with open arms, although I'm not sure how willing Rocky will be to return to you. She seems to be getting around. I'm sure many other people will run into your arms, Eli, no matter how scary you may try to be.

Andrew Jacobs

Andrew Jacobs, better know as Drew, the cousin of celeb Christian Grisham. Was it through his cousin's popularity that he found himself at the top? Or was it through other means? He does seem to be extremely close to Keely Dunn. Did anyone else see them in the park together? It was so sweet I could feel my teeth rotting. Of course, this boys got a darker side to him too. The parties, the girls, yet he still manages to keep it private. If you've got any dirt on this aristocrat, I'd love to hear it.

That's it for our new Aristocrats, but we've got some other gossip to cover today. Welcome Cambridge's newly Distinguished.


Destiny Purcell

This lady has been booted from her Aristocrat position, but she is now a Distinguised and a very interesting one at that. Has anyone else heard of her "serious" relationship with James Morgan? How serious could it be when she was caught locking lips with new kid Aaron Martinez. Tsktsk, Dessy, but it's okay. We like you better as a whore who can't keep your legs closed. Sources also tell me that Dessy wanted more to happen that night, but Aaron turned her down. What is wrong with you, boy? Who wouldn't want a go with Destiny Purcell?

James Morgan

It's not surprise that James became a Distinguished. Rich, sexy and a real wild child, he's the perfect candidate. Of course, being with Destiny Purcell hasn't slowed him down. He was seen in the company of Alison Ward more than once. Seems like James too wasn't able to keep his pants on. It's okay James, we knew that your relationship with Destiny was doomed to failure, right from the get-go.

Alison Ward

Surprise, surprise. Ex-drug addict, Alison Ward has finally made a name for herself, although it might not be a good one. Seems like her whoring has finally gotten her somewhere. She's been a real slut since coming to Cambridge, first with Chris O'Malley, Destiny's ex and then Keagan Evans while he was with Kate. This time it seems like she's targeted James Morgan. Aaron Martinez seems to be drooling over her, so I'd keep an eye on those two. I'd watch your boyfriends ladies. You wouldn't want to let them cross Alison or they may not be yours for much longer.