Exclusive 010: The Dream is Over

As I predicted all that time ago, the dream couple as split. Aaron Martinez and Keely Dunn have split. Sources tell me that Aaron was caught in a liplock with another girl and Keely couldn't have that, now could she? Of course, the little blonde found her own way to get even.

The picture was taken outside Comatose last night, where Keely was seen locking lips with this very cute stranger. I'm informed that the name of the hottie is Nate Turner. The two met that night at the bar before Keely dragged him onto the dancefloor. The pair left together and judging by the evidence, things got very hot and heavy. Looks like Aaron swiped all the innocence left in Keely. Well, guys, I guess you have a chance with the blonde now. Her morals were swept right under the door, as well as the pieces of her broken heart. Nate and Keely will be a pair to watch. Something tells me Keely will be looking for more ways to get back at her good for nothing ex-boyfriend.

Exclusive 009: The Long Awaited News

I know this is a long awaited update, but once you hear what I have to say, you will be more than grateful that you waited.

I'm sure you've heard about the disappearance of a Mister Andrew Jacobs. Drew is gone without a goodbye because of a party prank that went horrible wrong. Well, it was tragically right for all the females who got a great view of a very naked Drew. I pity you girls who missed out. The view was fantastic.

Of course, the Aristocrats didn't go missing one of the miraculous six. They picked up another member. The unlikely Effy Davenport became an Aristrocrat, although it's quite unknown how. She's quite unscandalous this one. I think that Keely secured the position, mainly to hook up her friend with the very down and very missing Elias Walker. What an odd pair, although Eli has proved he likes them innocent.

Of course, she might surprise us. She was seen in the company of a much older gentleman by the name of Darren Knightley. Things seemed rather innocent except for the vast amounts of alcohol consumed. I'm hoping for the corruption of this good girl. She's too boring.

Now Effy's sister, Lainey is a real scandal. This girl is the newly appointed Distinguished. How her sister outranked her, I will never know. However, this girl will certainly be someone to watch, despite her having a boyfriend, Jake DeLuca. Has anyone else seen her in the company of one Jarrod Dunn? I think something is going on betwee those two, but I'll keep you informed on it.

Last, but certainlly not least, James Morgan has done something that has shocked us all. He has settled down and he looks rather happy in the process. James and Jaiden Yorke are now and couple and if you aren't sickened enough, I got something else. They are a child together. That's right. James Morgan is the father of a five year old boy by the name of Jamie and Jaiden is the mother of that child. Never say James as the paternal type. I'm waiting for this relationship to go up in flames, as well as James' parenting skills going out with a bang. It will certainly be interesting, so keep watch.