Exclusive 008: The Unexpected Twist

Miss Rocky's relationship is going to go down the drain the moment Elias finds out that Rocky and Travis got down and dirty in the Comatose lounge. I thought that Eli would be the first one to crack, especially after all the pressure Miss Paige put on him to pursue a relationship with her. Maybe Rocky deserved Eli after all. Seems the hypocritical slut can't keep her legs closed, even after she made Eli promise not to cheat on her. I never thought I'd be the one to say this, but Elias, dear, you can do better than this dirty whore who hides behind her innocent looks. I wonder who else she's fucked while "dating" Elias. I urge anyone with information to come forward. It's about time Rocky's been shamed for wronging our most interesting Aristocrat.

Exclusive 007: Clear out a Cell, Folks

Anyone who knows Mister Daniel Helsby will know that he has quite the temper on him. Seems that his temper has finally landed him in a spot of trouble. Yours truly was lucky enough to see Mister Helsby swinging a skateboard into the face of another person on the streets of quiet little Cambridge town. Naturally, the police were called and Dan was escorted off in handcuffs. We all know you like those power games, but this is really ridiculous. The fate of Dan is yet unknown, but I fear he may get quite a hefty jail sentence, what with the assault and the possession of a great amount of drugs on him. Poor Dan, although he's not the only victim. I wonder how his baby momma will deal with this.

That's right, folks. Daniel Helsby is an expectant father. He was seen shopping in the Grafton looking for children toys of all sorts, accompanied by a younger female, who I believe is named Peyton. You may be having your doubts, but is Dan really the type of guy to be acquainted with children of sorts? Well, besides the girls he sleeps with of course. Peyton hardly looked a day over fourteen. Maybe Dan will get an additional charge of statutory rape. I sure hope not. Cambridge would be too boring without him.

Exclusive 006: Roll Out the Red Carpet

Welcome the newest edition to the Distinguished: Travis Brewer. Who is Mister Brewer you ask? He's the cousin of Alison Ward's boyfriend, Keagan Evans. He's new in town, but he's already stirring up trouble. What more could you possibly expect from the boy whose mentor is none other than James Morgan? You don't believe me when I say he's a real scandal, then wait until you read what I have to tell you. Travis was seen in Comatose getting a little cozy with a girl who was seen giving another gentleman a lap dance in the middle of the club. I have no idea who she is, but I do have a picture of the unidentifiable girl.

If you know who this girl is, I urge you to speak up. If she's been seen in the company of Travis Brewer, she may certainly be someone to keep an eye on. You never know how the lives of the Cambridge teens will change. My reportings are proof of that statement.