Exclusive 010: The Dream is Over

As I predicted all that time ago, the dream couple as split. Aaron Martinez and Keely Dunn have split. Sources tell me that Aaron was caught in a liplock with another girl and Keely couldn't have that, now could she? Of course, the little blonde found her own way to get even.

The picture was taken outside Comatose last night, where Keely was seen locking lips with this very cute stranger. I'm informed that the name of the hottie is Nate Turner. The two met that night at the bar before Keely dragged him onto the dancefloor. The pair left together and judging by the evidence, things got very hot and heavy. Looks like Aaron swiped all the innocence left in Keely. Well, guys, I guess you have a chance with the blonde now. Her morals were swept right under the door, as well as the pieces of her broken heart. Nate and Keely will be a pair to watch. Something tells me Keely will be looking for more ways to get back at her good for nothing ex-boyfriend.

Exclusive 009: The Long Awaited News

I know this is a long awaited update, but once you hear what I have to say, you will be more than grateful that you waited.

I'm sure you've heard about the disappearance of a Mister Andrew Jacobs. Drew is gone without a goodbye because of a party prank that went horrible wrong. Well, it was tragically right for all the females who got a great view of a very naked Drew. I pity you girls who missed out. The view was fantastic.

Of course, the Aristocrats didn't go missing one of the miraculous six. They picked up another member. The unlikely Effy Davenport became an Aristrocrat, although it's quite unknown how. She's quite unscandalous this one. I think that Keely secured the position, mainly to hook up her friend with the very down and very missing Elias Walker. What an odd pair, although Eli has proved he likes them innocent.

Of course, she might surprise us. She was seen in the company of a much older gentleman by the name of Darren Knightley. Things seemed rather innocent except for the vast amounts of alcohol consumed. I'm hoping for the corruption of this good girl. She's too boring.

Now Effy's sister, Lainey is a real scandal. This girl is the newly appointed Distinguished. How her sister outranked her, I will never know. However, this girl will certainly be someone to watch, despite her having a boyfriend, Jake DeLuca. Has anyone else seen her in the company of one Jarrod Dunn? I think something is going on betwee those two, but I'll keep you informed on it.

Last, but certainlly not least, James Morgan has done something that has shocked us all. He has settled down and he looks rather happy in the process. James and Jaiden Yorke are now and couple and if you aren't sickened enough, I got something else. They are a child together. That's right. James Morgan is the father of a five year old boy by the name of Jamie and Jaiden is the mother of that child. Never say James as the paternal type. I'm waiting for this relationship to go up in flames, as well as James' parenting skills going out with a bang. It will certainly be interesting, so keep watch.

Exclusive 008: The Unexpected Twist

Miss Rocky's relationship is going to go down the drain the moment Elias finds out that Rocky and Travis got down and dirty in the Comatose lounge. I thought that Eli would be the first one to crack, especially after all the pressure Miss Paige put on him to pursue a relationship with her. Maybe Rocky deserved Eli after all. Seems the hypocritical slut can't keep her legs closed, even after she made Eli promise not to cheat on her. I never thought I'd be the one to say this, but Elias, dear, you can do better than this dirty whore who hides behind her innocent looks. I wonder who else she's fucked while "dating" Elias. I urge anyone with information to come forward. It's about time Rocky's been shamed for wronging our most interesting Aristocrat.

Exclusive 007: Clear out a Cell, Folks

Anyone who knows Mister Daniel Helsby will know that he has quite the temper on him. Seems that his temper has finally landed him in a spot of trouble. Yours truly was lucky enough to see Mister Helsby swinging a skateboard into the face of another person on the streets of quiet little Cambridge town. Naturally, the police were called and Dan was escorted off in handcuffs. We all know you like those power games, but this is really ridiculous. The fate of Dan is yet unknown, but I fear he may get quite a hefty jail sentence, what with the assault and the possession of a great amount of drugs on him. Poor Dan, although he's not the only victim. I wonder how his baby momma will deal with this.

That's right, folks. Daniel Helsby is an expectant father. He was seen shopping in the Grafton looking for children toys of all sorts, accompanied by a younger female, who I believe is named Peyton. You may be having your doubts, but is Dan really the type of guy to be acquainted with children of sorts? Well, besides the girls he sleeps with of course. Peyton hardly looked a day over fourteen. Maybe Dan will get an additional charge of statutory rape. I sure hope not. Cambridge would be too boring without him.

Exclusive 006: Roll Out the Red Carpet

Welcome the newest edition to the Distinguished: Travis Brewer. Who is Mister Brewer you ask? He's the cousin of Alison Ward's boyfriend, Keagan Evans. He's new in town, but he's already stirring up trouble. What more could you possibly expect from the boy whose mentor is none other than James Morgan? You don't believe me when I say he's a real scandal, then wait until you read what I have to tell you. Travis was seen in Comatose getting a little cozy with a girl who was seen giving another gentleman a lap dance in the middle of the club. I have no idea who she is, but I do have a picture of the unidentifiable girl.

If you know who this girl is, I urge you to speak up. If she's been seen in the company of Travis Brewer, she may certainly be someone to keep an eye on. You never know how the lives of the Cambridge teens will change. My reportings are proof of that statement.

Exclusive 005: Trouble in Paradise

Aaron Martinez and Keely Dunn were recently announced as an 'item' as most of you already know. What most of you don't know is that his 'item' may already be history. As a source as informed me, it started with the question, "what is going on between you and Alison?" I have now found out that this question has escalated into an argument between the two. Aaron was seen outside Keely's front door with gifts in hand and Keely was later seen bitching about Aaron in the student chatroom. Could the "dream" couple be over already? I sure hope so. Keely is much too innocent for this bad boy.

Exclusive 004: My Oh My!

Elias Walker and Raquel Paige seem to have finally made it official. Rocky - as she prefers to be called - was asked out by Elias, in a rather tacky manner if I do say so myself. Who asks someone out over the internet these days. It's rather pathetic if I do say so myself. Others may be saying, "about time these two got together," but personally, I think Rocky can do a lot better than the brainless wonder. He thinks with his dick, not with his head, but if she's into that kind of thing, more power to her. All I can say is, this couple will be the one to watch and I'll be sure to keep my eye on them.