I know this is a long awaited update, but once you hear what I have to say, you will be more than grateful that you waited.
I'm sure you've heard about the disappearance of a Mister Andrew Jacobs. Drew is gone without a goodbye because of a party prank that went horrible wrong. Well, it was tragically right for all the females who got a great view of a very naked Drew. I pity you girls who missed out. The view was fantastic.
Of course, the Aristocrats didn't go missing one of the miraculous six. They picked up another member. The unlikely Effy Davenport became an Aristrocrat, although it's quite unknown how. She's quite unscandalous this one. I think that Keely secured the position, mainly to hook up her friend with the very down and very missing Elias Walker. What an odd pair, although Eli has proved he likes them innocent.
Of course, she might surprise us. She was seen in the company of a much older gentleman by the name of Darren Knightley. Things seemed rather innocent except for the vast amounts of alcohol consumed. I'm hoping for the corruption of this good girl. She's too boring.
Now Effy's sister, Lainey is a real scandal. This girl is the newly appointed Distinguished. How her sister outranked her, I will never know. However, this girl will certainly be someone to watch, despite her having a boyfriend, Jake DeLuca. Has anyone else seen her in the company of one Jarrod Dunn? I think something is going on betwee those two, but I'll keep you informed on it.
Last, but certainlly not least, James Morgan has done something that has shocked us all. He has settled down and he looks rather happy in the process. James and Jaiden Yorke are now and couple and if you aren't sickened enough, I got something else. They are a child together. That's right. James Morgan is the father of a five year old boy by the name of Jamie and Jaiden is the mother of that child. Never say James as the paternal type. I'm waiting for this relationship to go up in flames, as well as James' parenting skills going out with a bang. It will certainly be interesting, so keep watch.
I'm sure you've heard about the disappearance of a Mister Andrew Jacobs. Drew is gone without a goodbye because of a party prank that went horrible wrong. Well, it was tragically right for all the females who got a great view of a very naked Drew. I pity you girls who missed out. The view was fantastic.
Of course, she might surprise us. She was seen in the company of a much older gentleman by the name of Darren Knightley. Things seemed rather innocent except for the vast amounts of alcohol consumed. I'm hoping for the corruption of this good girl. She's too boring.
Lainey isn't scandalous. She's just a huge slut. I bet she's cheating on her boyfriend with a million different guys.
ReplyDeleteI doubt James is much better. Just watch that relationship go up in ruins, just like his one with Destiny. Too bad. Jaiden is somewhat decent even though she was stupid enough to get herself knocked up.
Effy's probably an Aristocrat now because she got help from Travis Brewer, rumor has it that the two have slept together which caused her sister, Lainey to want to kill him. Should be interesting now that they're both "Cambridge Royalty".
ReplyDeleteAs for James and Jaiden, they're not going to last. He's a whore and always will be one even if he has a kid. It's probably just one of his ploys to make people think he's a good guy. He's going to end up breaking Jaiden's heart. She should have just stayed with Jarrod, she would have been treated better anyway.
Damn I look sexy.
ReplyDeleteomg, you wouldn't believe how hard i laughed at james' comment lolololol! xDD
ReplyDeleteon top of that, i just want to say i hope effy doesn't get more scandalous or whatever. she doesn't need all this shit going on her life, the gossip. infact, no one does. ellie, grow up and get a life rather than stalking people.
yeah yeah it's all about lainey. lainey this, lainey that. i honestly don't care, i've heard it all before.
ReplyDeleteeffy boring davenport. sounds catchy enough!